Halloween is around the corner! The candy is already for sale, the kids are all getting their costumes, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are buying their heavy bolt locks, and the extreme pseudo religious types are reposting literature about Satan and witches and the like.
Meanwhile I’m over here trying to figure out just how drunk and/or high I can possibly get while still being fully able to function in West Hollywood, CA with the hundred thousand other folks. Then this idea popped into my head:
Let all the adults in the neighborhood, community, apartment building, or where ever you are know that you’re changing up the game. Tell them all to buy a bottle of liquor, and when you come around to their door, with or without your kid, you’re bringing a shot glass.
Enjoy. You’re Welcome.